I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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