But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Randomize
