when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
