This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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