could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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