so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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