I can feel you judging me through the phone.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Randomize
