absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
