Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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