found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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