He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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