when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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