Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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