Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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