I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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