We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
That accounts for only three of the penises
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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