No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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