I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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