ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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