If that was your dad, he is hot
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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