No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
What a dumb baby whore.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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