Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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