He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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