Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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