I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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