That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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