Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
