9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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