I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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