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say what?
wanna hang out?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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