if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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