So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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