I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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