Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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