On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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