New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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