i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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