it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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