Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My vagina is very pro this idea
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