Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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