just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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