your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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