that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
