There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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