Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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