you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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