Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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