remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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