I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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