READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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